"For us, ze toilet is a functional and mundane item. For you, it is ze basis of an entire culture!"

This post doesn't contain much except TL;DR. Proceed at your own risk.

Something I heard taking place at Target disturbed me a bit. ( More pointless bitching )

In lab we dissected a clam, a crayfish, a starfish *gets my vote for the most revolting looking insides I've ever seen in my life* and a perch. Holy fucking crap on a crap cracker... the perch just fucking STANK. I open the thing where the fishies are in, put one on my tray, and I inadvertantly inhale... big mistake. I mean, just carrying the ( Read more... )